Hobbit Movies May Restore Nerds Will To Live

Posted on December 21st, 2007 by TikTok

Oh Lord…Of The Rings
HOLLYWOOD– Depressed, suicidal, and anxiety-ridden nerds, geeks, and dweebs may have re-discovered their desire to live, at least for the moment, following the announcement that Peter Jackson will return to direct New Line Cinema’s two new Lord Of The Rings movies. These prequels, based on the original book “The Hobbit”, are expected […]

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