Professor Stephen Hawking To Be Fired Into Space

Posted on April 27th, 2007 by TikTok

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professor stephen hawking, stephen hawking, stephen hawking space, space flight, professor hawking space When I heard that they were going to launch Professor Stephen Hawking into space, I was appalled! What has this man done other than expand our knowledge of complicated scientific principles, and give inspiration to those looking to unlock the mysteries of the universe?!

To think that after all of Professor Hawking’s contributions to the science community, and his brilliant theories on the cosmos, we would still deem it necessary to charge him with heresey, conduct some bogus heretical trial, then stuff his frail wheelchair-bound body into a rocket and fire him into the heavens is preposterous!

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